Geek Kid Gets Accepted into Hogwarts... At Hogwarts: Billy: ??? WTF, my cellphone is not working. Wait, neither is my iPod. What is this? Random Magician: Oh, look. Technology. That is too good for us. Even though we can solve all the worlds problems and stuff, we are greedy. That is why the God of Magik has punished us and not allowed us to use computters. Billy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO There are only a few things that mix "reality" with "fiction" well. Harry Potter is NOT one of them.