iPods Touch do not have cameras integrated, so video recording is just not so easy to achieve. Maybe in iPhones, but that's another story (the N8x0 are not phones) And yes maybe some stuff can be done by jailbreaking it, but that means to do something geeky, which I tried to exclude.
They're maemo and MeeGo... "Meamo!" sounds like what Zorro would say to catherine zeta jones... after she slaps him for looking at her dirtily...