I'm taking a poll of my own:

Hypothetically speaking, what would you be willing to pay to have flamingsnot change his handle to something with less grotesque imagery?

a. $1 - $10 "Please"
b. $11 - $30 "Pretty please"
c. $31 - $90 "Pretty please with sugar on top"
d. >$90 "Change it, motherf*cker!"
e. nothing "What's all the fuss?"
f. donate to flamingsnot "Your handle is my bag, baby"

I'll start: d