This is excellent, but in a small attempt to spread some chear, how many of us remember the last Nokia holiday season:

Ollie: "Swen, come on we're gonna be late for the party. The vodka is getting warm. And don't forget to turn out the lights."

Swen: "Alright, alright! I'll be there in a second. I just have one more thing to do and that is that! Whew, I didn't think I'd make it in time."

Ollie: "Come on! Let's go! You're not messing with the DNS are you?"

Swen: "No, no. Don't be silly. And besides, who is going to be playing with their tablets this time of year anyway. Cool. Done. Outta here. [talking to the machines] Now behave yourselves and I'll see you next year. Oh yeah, the lights."

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