Okay, but the iPod Touch looks like a bad deal, too, so that's not saying much.

N810 vs. my N800s, the fantastic advantages look like:

• No FM receiver.
• 18/32 the storage space, and that requires buying a new cards. Or I buy (which I would, probably) a converter and still need a new card. (1x32 vs. 2x16 now).
• No D-Pad or menu key accessible without opening the slide.
• I get to buy and carry another adapter cable just to use my stock of USB OTG junk.
• Annoying and fixed camera placement.
• Apparently sounds a little better with high-impedance earphones I don't have or want.
• Has a (cooler) transflective screen, which is really only helpful in the big blue room, and largely mitigated by my Boxwave anti-glare protector. (It is cooler, though!)
• Oh, and it has a built-in keyboard, which is really the only reason I'm considering one. BT and USB aren't that bad, really.

And $220 is still more than I paid for my first N800 over a year ago.