Your high standards should lead you comfortably into an ipod touch, where you can sneer at the philistines who actually educate themselves about a purchase before making, and where improvements can lead the device down an 'unadvertised' path. The community there will welcome you with open arms, and you can chortle knowingly with the rabid community about how we can't possibly know what we want to use a computer for since Steve didn't tell us.

And I think you should stop pissing and moaning, but that's probably not going to happen. I've enjoyed your myopic view of how wrongly you've been treated, all the while flinging insults and silently hoping some mod would come in and cradle you. With your unrealistic expectations of both computing hardware and interpersonal communication, it's a wonder you don't run for office. I bet you're a blast in person.

We don't hate everyone. We don't even hate newbies. We hate idiots a little, but a little effort on their part and we'll welcome them with open arms. It's only for the idiots who clearly wish to remain idiots that we begin the circle-jerk. Stand in the middle and be amazed.