I prefer the craftily worded polls that don't allow me to select any "I've got no clue what you're talking about" button.

Read your Nietsche; it's all about herding the cows:
<lamepoll>
* You know and love the blather blogger
* You're familiar with and love the blather blogger
* You're clueless about and love the blather blogger
* You're new, and don't yet know the blather blogger
</lamepoll>

End Result: Every who knows the blather blogger loves her! Those
who don't know her, want to get to know her!

(Echhchchchcch)