I, too, do not want a netbook. How about a hi-res 10" flat, light tablet with WiFi, BT and a stand. Then you can use the BT keyboard of your choice, or a wireless USB solution like my Logitech. Ya know, like the n800. If the division is between pocketable and not pocketable, then that would leave me with 3 gadgets: what I described above, an n800/iPod touch thing, and a cheap cell phone. x86 and MS free.
They're maemo and MeeGo... "Meamo!" sounds like what Zorro would say to catherine zeta jones... after she slaps him for looking at her dirtily...