this time i will reply with a poem (took me 5 minutes):

Eldar this, Eldar that.
If we listened to him every time,
we would be just sitting home on our butts,
becoming lazy to stand, becoming fat.
On the other hand, if what he says was fact,
me and everyone else would get pretty mad.
That being said, i have nothing to add.
Eldar, please stop becoming our dad,
it's really boring and sad.
Fact.