From the point of view of sci fi, sadly unoriginal

N900 - resistance is futile
N900 - iphone will be exterminated
(but you need the right voice for that one)
N900 - to infinity and beyond

But let's see, if jeeps can do it...

N900 - it's a geek thing: you wouldn't understand

For the relics amongst us:

N900 - Makes you feel just like when you got your ZX81
(well, I'm that excited anyway )

Finally:

N900 - Engage. Amaze. Repeat.

S