I'm getting in on this:

"I've seen enough things to know that if you just keep on going, if you turn the corner, and see a Nokia N900, the sun will be shining."

"I've seen too much in life to give up, the N900 is just around the corner"

"My ministry's always been one of social activism. I think a responsible minister must be at some levels be involved in social networking, and for this there is no better tool than the Nokia N900."

-- Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton was ordained at the age of 9 and has been delivering these words of wisdom ever since.

DISCLAIMER: The previous quotes may not be entirely accurate in reference to how The Reverend originally delivered them.