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I skipped to the end and posted before I read the prior posts. I then read the thread, and I learned two things:

1. Hogwash is in fact a jerk (but I'm not ignoring him yet)
2. ysss is in fact a weenie (but I knew that already)

It's not like Tex to post something that isn't supposed to be funny.

I blame him for all of this.