I've used the N900, but not my own personal yet. Preorder. But does that mean I can't answer a question or comment on a statement? And call me Chris, not "the only guy without one". I am in the room, you know.
Would this work http://www.mms2web.com/technology.htm it talks about converting MMS to e-mail at the MMSC. There is another MMSC here http://www.nowsms.com so some kind of service which converts a MMS to an e-mail would work, too. Best is if your telco supports this themselves.
That's what I'd call impatient. To answer your question: Just try and send me a message?
"The person who does not have it" != "The only guy without one." Chill man, you keep reading too much into (and beyond) what people are actually saying here.