So I went to this gipsy fair circus amazon magic ball fortune teller palm reader mystic kind of women yesterday.... and asked her about the N900, if she could tell me, for certain, when I would hold the N900 in my hands.

Do you know what she said???

"My dear boy (I'm 30, she was like ancient, so okay), you will hold this precious device in your hand in november this year!" *lights flashing in the globe*. Oh wow, really? "Yes, realllly." And when will I get it? "That my dear boy, even my mystic orb of doomed powers cannot fortell...." *more lights flashing in the globe*

So wait a minute, you told me I'd be using the phone in november.... but...but I allready knew that! Come on! What kind of mystic fortelling is that? Google? :S

I tried to get my money back, for suddenly a lot of monkeys tried to attack me, and since I did not have the N900 to fend of with, I made a run for it.

So euhm, just thought I'd share this with you.... Too weird to be true, I know! But hey, at least we will have the device in our hands in November!

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