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Nokia's biggest and greatest piece of software ever is 'Paul' the customer service voice package, who is so completely clueless you mistake him for a real nokia customer service operator. 'Paul' will answer questions about software, hardware and shipping dates with random 'acceptable answers' thus ensuring that your customers always hear what they want to hear, and continue to place orders with you that you cannot fulfill for devices that will not do what you say.

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