Trying midori now to see if it will let me finish a long forum reply.
My idea is they should do an american style commercial centered around "clockwise circular motion to zoom" where people with Nokias (not N900) get a text message or phone call from a friend telling them about the new "clockwise cicrcular motion to zoom" and they take their finger and do it in real life to objects in front of them to create humurous situations and then at the end of the commercial they show a N900 saying, "The new Nokia N900. You control the zoom level" with close up of circular motion zooming in and out on N900.