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examples:
palm reader to customer: This is your life line.
customer: Where?
palm reader: looks at her phone there is a text message from a friend that ends "clockwise circlular motion to zoom." hmmmmmm she takes her finger and does the gesture over the customers hand until it is the size of a phonebook.
"here"
customer: oooooohhhhhh. What's that?
palm reader: a splinter (pulls it out)
customeruch

divorce negotitiations with lawyers present
males lawyer: We've drawn up an agrrement (holds it up)
female: gets gesture text message, points at paper, does circular zoom gesture. Paper becomes 8 feet tall
female: holding bottom of paper up "i don't agree with item #2 of the fineprint
everyone else in room: mouths open