Wasting a few hours of my annual leave on here, I notice a few people have claimed that this or that feature of a device is declared to be a "Total Dealbreaker". So I thought it might be fun to put them all in one place.

(Please note tongue is firmly in cheek here)

What feature, advertising or placement would for you be a 'total dealbreaker' and cause you to cancel an order for any device forthwith? Points will be awarded for creativityand humour, rather than technical wisdom (You can go start your own thread Somewhere Serious for that!)

So... for me?

It would be a total dealbreaker if Katie Price bought one.