I want a perfect mix of phones with the following;

The iphones screen (with the N900's resolution and the N86's Oled screen) - I feel the N900 is lacking the anti-fingerprint coating on the iphone.
The N900's open sourced nature, and storage.
WinMo's version of TomTom GPS. Nothing else from Winmo.
The HTC Hero's trackball. The "swipe from the left to get a mouse arrow" on the N900 is fiddly.
The HTC TP2's keyboard. Or the N900's with one more row of keys.
Android's "synergy". Love the ability to merge social sites info into the contacts of the phone".
N900's integrated Skype, voip and Gtalk (with more), as well as having your contacts online status integrated into the contacts list.
The N97's (Yes I even want something from that as well) tilting screen form factor. Also the call / end call buttons.
Finally, I'd like the UI to be as smooth graphically as the iphone, as customisable as the S60 phones, as functional as the N900 and as funky as the "sense" overlay on the HTC devices.

D'you think Nokia could manage to squeeze all that in before launch? Heh.