As some of you may know, i now call Nokia Uk 2/3 times a day to berate them on the lack of activity on my order. On my 3rd call today, the information which was consistent with the previous 2 is that the units are here and in stock, they shall be shipped this week.

I told the rep that due to the lies that we were getting from them last week i have resorted to self harming whilst sniffing glue. I asked for help and he hung up.

The robots will take over the lines soon and i think it will all be my fault!