I think your odds are better winning the Friday Powerball lottery!
Yeah.. especially since you can't return devices to Newegg, only exchange for a defective product (I wouldn't risk buying two). But Newegg takes a while to charge cards like I said, it's a good and bad thing (annoying when you want the damn thing but good that they are careful enough to make sure someone didn't steal your credit card and began charging things on it). They won't even let you specify an alternate shipping address from your credit card billing address. If you want to send it somewhere else (like when I was in college living in a dorm) then you had to call the bank and tell them to do a temporary billing address.