Oh dear. I fear I had better cancel my order right away, since I clearly ordered under false pretensions. I have never had 'root access' (well, there was that time I dug up the fuchsia), I don't know what a SDK is (I'm a Super Duper Knitter?) and the first time I read something about the maemo repository I read it as suppository. Which is something rather different.

So I don't qualify.

Can't we have a two level qualification? A Maemo Enrolled User (MEU) for ordinary users - you need to be able to turn it on, connect to your network and type 'google' into the browser - and a Meamo Registered User (MRU) for those capable of the toughest stuff. Then we could have Maemo doctors (devs) Maemo Consultants (Nokia staff) and Reggie could get to be Matron in charge of us all (Oooh! Matron!)

Yeah, I know, there's a serious point here. I'm looking forward to having a bug to file and creating mayhem when I try.