Something appropriately British, since this is our very own thread.

Meet outside Nokia's head office and hold a tea party? Find a few hundred people to strike with banners and rude slogans? Discuss the weather instead? Hunt Nokia employees with hounds... Oh no, that's illegal now. Phone them up and politely ask fo more information? Tell Anne Robinson (You ARE the weakest link...)

Hopefully some of us will get shipping emails tomorrow. By no means all as they are dispatching in order.

And no, mass collective suicide is decidedly UN-British.