(starts dialling) 5-5-5-...
(phone interrupts) "Oooh, calling that guy again, I see. You like the look of him, don't you? Mmm-hmm. But he's no good for you, girl. You leave him alone... What about that nice fellow at your office? You know, the one who called you yesterday at 6:24 and talked with you for 8 minutes and 54 seconds?"
(phone owner) "Arrgh! Mom! I curse the day you got your CompSci degree!"