let see... a bunch of expensive phones, geeks, pizza, chewing gum... Not much to work with, at least not MacGyver style. Maybe use the chewing gum to stick phones all over your body as some form of -slightly- bullet-proof vest. Maybe, with the right pictures, a really bad invisibility cloak. Maybe smear pizza all over yourself and play dead.

Now, if you give up on the A-Team/MacGyver scenario and go full-on geek, then we're talking about hacking into the GPS satellites or comm networks to get the bad guys to storm the spa next door. But then, you'd only need one, one geek, one NIT. The rest can just eat the pizza. And, what, no Coke?

Then again, with that many phones, you think calling for help might come to mind...