Maybe you lot should follow my lead and rather than calling it a "mobile computer", "phone", "handheld netbook" or whatever else you wish to classify it as, simply call it "an N900".

If this sounds silly, consider:
Hoover:Vacuum
iPod:Mp3 Player
Thermos:Vacuum Flask
Popsicle:Frozen Ice on a Stick
Sharpie:Permanent Marker
Discman:Portable CD player
Walkman:Portable Cassette Player

And so on and so forth...