All you damn crazy kids get offa my front lawn! I go back to N770, have N810, N900 …Symbian S60 Fp2, Fp3, V5 phones, go back to s80, Treos in the phone world. Have been using this site for many years …duh since 770… never registered since the people here were relatively sane and purposed. Now with the N900 every friggin Normob who can't fight their way our of a wet paper bag – technically – is on this site whingeing and moaning like some pablum feeds nappie soliler!

I anoint myself the crusader of the bone heads, slayer of the *****ic and guardian of all that is sane, just and open! I pledge to defend the honor of maemo and work to make it, and the devices it runs upon the best user experience possible.

Huzzah!