I want:

4.5" 800x480 to 1280x720 touchscreen

Dedicated transport controls

A portrait sliding T9 keypad that can be rotated into landscape mode

Adobe Air support

Dpad

Automatic screen rotation

12+ MP camera with optical zoom and Carl Zeiss optics and xenon plus LED flash

720p multiformat video capture

Full video editing suite with format conversion and resolution reduction

RCA and HDMI out

1GB Physical RAM plus an extra 1GB virtual RAM

1+GHz ARM core with dedicated GPU

1800mAh battery

Physical phone and menu buttons

THIS form factor, shown at the bottom of the page

Modular keypads that allow you to choose T9 or QWERTY

Support for MySpace (which was promised eons ago)