Seriously, this is making me paranoid! Hardware keyboard this, slider that, microphone this, dead pixle that..
I've already orderd and paid for my N900! I don't want to hear this!
But the thing that bothers me most is people who don't have any issues with their device panic as well ("Now that you mention it my heptic feedback is a bit weak, is that normal? Oh god is my device broken? Oh god, it's broken! It's bricked isn't it? TELL ME THE TRUTH, DAMNIT!"), and they're making me panic even more!@

So I need an answer- is this normal, all of these damaged units? what are the odds that my N900 is going to arrive damaged in any way?