You're so right - it's a failure. So I'll do you a favour and buy it from you. As it's as bad as you say, I'll offer you €250 for it. How's that? By the way, talking about dinosaurs - I love the way how you made your Father look prehistoric by selling his Birthday present to you,,, I think if my Son did that (No matter what the present was or indeed the quality of the present), I too would give him my blessing to sell it, but privately I'd probably wonder where I went wrong.

So to finalize the deal, just take a picture of the N900 for me. With the Iphone mebbe - but remember to take it outside or get some strong lighting in the room because as you know, your all dancing all singing iphone doesn't have a camera flash.