I usually read this forum on my desktop, because of the habit I've developed:
I tend to jump directly to "New posts" and subsequently middle-click on the "jump to first unread post" icons. This opens a bunch of tabs and makes it easy to update my already cosmic knowledge of the Nokia Internet tablets (incidentally, a dedicated "sarcasm" smiley might be nice as well).

There's just one snag: the first unread-icon is rather small and missing it means Firefox immediately jumps to "mouse becomes window mover" mode (triggered by middle-click). Would it be possible to make that particular icon ever so slightly larger?

And yes, I do need that middle-click scrolling option for certain sites: it can be used to scroll through a sub-window an inept web"designer" failed to code as auto-adaptable to varying content, while at the same time being blissfully ignorant of the concept of window sliders. Web 2.0, eh? You gotta laugh...