I read somewhere that patience was a virtue.

Just relax. Go Outside. Talk to a member of the opposite (or same, whatever) sex.

You will DEFINITELY know as soon as everyone else does when the next firmware is released. You'll have a pretty good idea what's different in the release as well.

You should have seen the massive speculation preceding the iPhone 1.1 release. And the 1.2 release. And the 1.3, 2.0, 2.1, and 2.5 releases. I don't recall any of my buddies at Apple posting anything then, either.