Awwww poor little OrangeBox.

Aren't you getting the response you wanted.. ?
Heres a little bedtime taking the bait for you:

Yeah, whatever! Apple's all flash, and fischer-price graphics!!1
I mean it'll probably only have 90% fart apps, and nothing else.
I'll stick with my N900 where I'M in control of my device, and can do whatever I want with it. I shouldn't have to jailbreak my device, just to get basic functionality!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
[insert stereotypical comments here]