she is a lady that uses her womanly part to cut an inserted banana into pieces the size you would put on your cheerios for breakfast. she also has a snake that goes in there. no, she is not hot. she is kind of old and real dog too. that takes a lot of the magic out of it... regardless, i think iv filled my freaky sh*t quota for life. and i solved a personal mystery -if they dont take american singles, they have a coin purse on their g-string or a bowl at the foot of the stage (im not a strip club kind of guy, but i did always wonder about how they handled the smallest paper money being 1000 yen and thus too expensive to serve as a 'single'). though that could be an okinawa thing, as a lot of businesses accept american currency here, and i havent seen anywhere else on the main island that did. soooooooo... i guess im boned. get a prepaid sim before getting to japan, or have a friend get a new phone and pay them for the hassle. what the hell, japan?