I've updated the first post, but I thought I should make a new post to bump the thread, too. Here's what I added to the first post:

UPDATES:

Now in the Extras-Testing repository. If you want this in Extras, go vote here:
easy-deb-chroot
easy-chroot

Keyboard problems are mostly solved worked-around. The fastest way to get keyboard in LXDE again is hit the power button and then tap outside the menu. This should restore keyboard to LXDE.