I did specifically say I didn't care how easy gaining root was... but my caveate was that everything be on the device.

Shouldn't need an external device to gain root to my system.

I guess... running a series of commands that a user can copy/paste into a terminal is easier for me, as a helper, than trying to walk the user through R&D mode. It requires too much handling on their end and too much to go wrong.

Copy/paste, and then maybe a way to disable root when I'm done with them, and their device is fixed. Simple and efficient.

But I appear to be the only one that cares.. so I'll just drop it.