Here's some moderation for you: Thread closed for trolling (and yes, I mean everyone).

Next time, make sure you're less aggressive when you post these kind of threads, there's really no need to imply we're all a bunch of puerile idiots who can't behave. We have a strong community and are very proud of it.

If there are posts that disrupt your conversations in the forum, and you feel the tone in uncalled for (humorous or whatever), please, be my guest and report it; if you plead your case right, a moderator will very certainly help you.

In the meantime, don't ask us to become linuxforums or f.ubuntu.

Edit: PS: Your post was off-topic, oh the irony. These threads should be in Community.