Let's not forget that one of the main things that was noted about the 770, n800 and n810 was that they were too big, and not handy to be a phone. History showed that this is very easily overcome with either a bluetooth headset or a wired headset. A number of people have used their tablets profusely as phones before the N900, so slamming the Apple Tablet for "not fitting in your pocket" is very ironic.
They're maemo and MeeGo... "Meamo!" sounds like what Zorro would say to catherine zeta jones... after she slaps him for looking at her dirtily...