Dear white_ranger

Basically it comes down to this:

(1) You bought the n900 - what do you do with it next?
I'll say "use the Downloads link" on this site and look as the apps"

(2) You bought the n900 - you now suffer "buyers remorse" - you regret buying it
I'll say "return the n900 where you bought it from and get a refund"

(3) You bought the n900 - you want loads of apps to play with
I'll say "buy and iPhone - it's the market leader of app volume"

(4) You bought the n900 - you want to know what this smartphone business is all about?
I'll say "google stuff, search these forums and post questions - we will help you"

(5) You may / may not have an n900 - you are probably trolling
I'll say "Are you this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5tWT6I1GvY" (pay attention to 1:09 - will that be new iPhone?)

If you are not (5) then please accept my sincere apologies and do not mean to cause offence.

If you have genuine questions please let us know we genuinely want to help.