Post some criticism that you've heard from people (in person) about your n900

Well although the n900 to me is more of tablet but yet to others they see it as a phone. Therefore, I always get comments like "Dude this thing is a brick" lol I just thought it's interesting to see what others say about your n900 or expression.

Oh yeah, I have someone who tries to pinch and zoom with my n900. I found it funny when he thinks the screen is not working LOL