You're such a 'wee lick', that Kathy with the bears!

I don't hate my n900 by any means, but a few things I wish it had are:

.a compass
.java
.a way to delete emails from the list without having to open them first
.Sky player app or a way to connect to vodafone mobile TV
.related to Maemo, much more extensive developer documentation

If I had these there would be jizz all over my face, rather than a feeling of "yeah.. meh".

For those under 18, jizz is another word for a satisfied smile