Anderbr, are you a stand-up comic by any chance? Funny stuff, man.

And to Rebski: I *could* technically answer your questions specifically, but I can't from a policy perspective. I don't intend to jeapordize my career by running afoul of the powers that be. I like my job (and recent promotion especially)

Suffice to say your voices HAVE been heard, and work is underway to implement improvements. The Tableteer survey is a start.