I'm trying to not slip this to argumentum ad hominem but with your merits:
http://kurtstephens.com/resume.html

You wrote that piece of thing. There is easier ways to make *** of yourself. Oh there it was ad hominem. Sorry...so lets keep it that way.

As a software developer yourself...Are you drunk or on drugs or maybe have forgot to take your drugs?

Is this real or spam?

Only thing I would be hugely disappointed in your situation would by posting that thing on-line without searching answers first and trying to make it less provocative

How on earth you think we will start any constructive discussion with start like that?