There's the ipad. Well, we all had a good laugh at the Apple-fans over that.

Now they get their own back as Maemo mutates into something perfectly described by General Antilles as "Something Fisher Price came up with"

But giving good things stupid names has a long and honorable history. It was over 20 years ago I first encountered Pshit lemonade. (No, I never had the courage to try it).

To help us get over the pain of being forced to change our name in an arranged marriage here are a few other things that got misnamed.