ip: but hey, I can upgrade my Phone to the newest firmware when it comes out
f: firmware upgrade, what's that?
ip: Never heard of a firmware upgrade? Ok, well can you take me to a store to buy your phone?
f: Chicago or New York?
ip: There's only 2 locations?
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Nice post, but in all seriousness, if the iPhone was that bad, it wouldn't be killing all other smartphone models in sales. (Models, not brands).

I'm no iPhone lover, but I respect the game. They came in way late, observed what everyone else is doing wrong. They established a presence between 10-20% of the smartphone marketshare. They walk out with 50% of the smartphone market's profits. I have one word for that. Gangsta!