Nice post, but in all seriousness, if the iPhone was that bad, it wouldn't be killing all other smartphone models in sales. (Models, not brands). I'm no iPhone lover, but I respect the game. They came in way late, observed what everyone else is doing wrong. They established a presence between 10-20% of the smartphone marketshare. They walk out with 50% of the smartphone market's profits. I have one word for that. Gangsta!