No offense man, but I just acted it out in an empty room and STILL got booed. No one ROTFL at my end.

Or indeed, anywhere in the world, seen as literally no one who has ever put ROTFL laughing is even close to rolling on the floor, and laughing. The logistics of typing on a keyboard whilst rolling are mind boggling. I just dont believe it happens. LOL is forgivable. Some people may actually laugh out loud sometimes. But rolling, on the floor? So funny the joke is, that it has caused your legs to crumble under your body, and you have rolled, back and forth, on the floor?

I call shenanigans.