Oh yeah...

I wonder what is going to happen to him after all this? It would be cool if he went to prison, but a fine will do!

If he gets, say a £10,000 fine, I can say I have a £10k phone! This is turning out to be cooooool.

Seeing as you know the ins and outs, do you know the best way to screw him over on ebay? I mean, I already left him positive feedback. Is there a way I can report him properly and get him banned or something?

He must be stopped! :P