I'm going to lock this thread. If someone else wants to take the heat in the way that trying to be helpful ends up being, they are free to create a new thread with instructions, much like zehjotkah did with this one before he got overwhelmed. Check my first post in the thread for a link to the wiki article that contains the instructions.

Don't create a new thread to request a "port" of starcraft--there's already a thread for the impossible ports of proprietary PC games to post in if you want to make noise along those lines.