Come on now, I am really curious. As a Windows user, I've never seen open source porn. Actually, I have some questions:

* If you watch it and pick up a few pointers, are you obligated to open your own sexual escapades as derived work?

Only the learned techniques would be obligatory i reckon, but its bad karma to withhold ur own moves! also you would be required to inform ur potential partner of the and credit the creator (hey babe this move is courtesy of crazyswedeguy195!).

* Does it come with concurrent versioning? Can you download instructions and build your own version? What language will it be in?

the language of love baby! *sorry*

* Are there nightly builds? Can we update without having to restart the act?

given that most of us are sad geeks who have enough time to discuss porn on maemo forums, "nightly builds" may be optimistic

* Is there a bug tracker? Can you open a bug ticket about camera angle, technique, etc?

omg i can catch bugs from porn!!!???

* Will there be brainstorming? Can we come up with new ideas? Are there solutions, or is a brainstorm with an embedded solution, like "put your right hand over the other leg"

that would be excellent, so long as certain peoples creativity was kerbed a little!

* Will it run on _My_Hardware_?

of course not!